There are more than a few days a week where I think the coolest job in the world might be writing copy for the products on Woot.com.  Today is one of those days.

http://sellout.woot.com/Default.aspx?WootSaleId=11617&ts=1264027529&sig=951b98906d0f3643

Seriously, does anyone know where I can sign up for this gig?